你们心中高大上的伦敦景点，在歪果仁眼里是这样的…

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不就是一堆画儿么！

Just a collection of pictures!

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也太无聊了吧，能有点新东西么？

This was really boring, why can't they get some new stuff in?

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全都是些死人肖像…连幅画马的都找不到。

Full of pictures of dead people... barely an equine portrait in sight.

↑↑这哥们应该去国家马术馆吧……

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照明差到爆的糟烂地儿。

A poorly lit hell-hole.

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毫无性价比的垃圾！点的餐味道能淡出水来，工作人员粗鲁又冷漠。还是去别的地方吧，别给自己找事。

Overpriced garbage. Food was bland and tasteless. Staff rude and uncaring. Go somewhere else and save yourself the bother.

缙庭山

Primrose Hill

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景色没啥特别的，山也不怎么高啊。

The view is nothing special. The hill is not that high.

↑↑ 下次考虑去去珠峰好了

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怕汪星人的嫑去！

It's not a place to visit if you are afraid of dogs.

环球剧场

The Globe Theatre

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这不是最开始的环球剧院，只是个复制品！**

It's not the original theatre, it's just a REPLICA!

** 环球剧场为后来根据考古文献研究后重建，距离原址约几百米，原址在莎士比亚还在世时就已经被烧毁了；编者注。

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