老司机莎士比亚，才不是禁欲系情圣

Now will he sit under a medlar-tree,

And wish his mistress were that kind of fruit.

As maids call medlars, when they laugh alone.

O Romeo,that she were ,O that she were

An open-arse,or thou apopp'rin' pear.

文艺青年朱生豪是这么翻译的：

此刻他该坐在枇杷树下了，希望他的情人就是他口中的枇杷。啊，罗密欧，但愿，但愿她真的成了你到口的枇杷！

'Yea,' quoth he, 'dost thou fall upon thy face? Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit; Wilt thou not, Jule?' and, by my holidam, The pretty wretch left crying, and said 'Ay.' To see now how a jest shall come about!

朱生豪译文：

“啊！”他说，“你往前扑了吗？等你年纪一大，你就要往后仰了；是不是呀，朱丽？” 谁知道这个可爱的坏东西忽然停住了哭声，说 “嗯。” 嗳哟，真把人都笑死了！

Mercutio: Why, is not this better now than groaning for love? Now art thou sociable, now art thou Romeo; now art thou what thou art, by art as well as by nature. For this drivelling love is like a great natural that runs lolling up and down to hide his bauble in a hole.

朱生豪译文:

茂丘西奥：呀，我们这样打着趣岂不比呻吟求爱好得多吗？此刻你多么和气，此刻你才真是罗密欧了；不论是先天还是后天，此刻是你的真面目了；为了爱，急得涕零满脸，就像一个天生的傻子，奔上奔下，找洞儿藏他的棍儿。

Ham：Then you live about her waist,or in the middle of her favors?